Red Sox- World Series 2004!

If you plan on going to hell any time soon, don’t forget to bring your ice-skates. The year 1918 now means nothing to anyone and, as I’m writing this, a pig actually flew over my computer. You guessed it: the Boston Red Sox won the World Series by completing the sweep with a 3-0 win over the St.

Oct. 25-31, 2004

ARIES (March 21-April 20) Health issues affecting the head, jaw and throat may this week require attention. No serious or long-term consequences are likely, so not to worry. Do, however, get added rest: Before next week vitality may be low.

Oct. 18-24, 2004

ARIES (March 21-April 20). Broken romantic promises and unexpected social reversals will no longer be bothersome. Before midweek, watch for long-term friends or potential lovers to offer new optimism, emotional support or invitations. Join in and accept the compliment.

Your parents are back home, the semester is well under way, and things are going swimmingly. You’re on your own, and freedom never tasted so sweet.

Until you remember that you’re totally broke.

After textbooks and parking passes take their toll, what’s a poor student to do for nourishment once supplies from home are gone?

Enter the humble ramen noodle.